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1. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat was invisible, and he maded the skiez and da earths, but he did not eated it.
2. The earths wus witout shapez and wus dark and scary and stuffs, and he rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3. And Ceiling Cat sayz, i can has light? and teh light wuz.
4. Teh Ceiling Cat sawed teh light, to sees stufs, and speraratered the light form dark and stufs
5. And Ceiling Cat sayed light Day and dark no Day. Teh evning and morning was teh first day.