ARCHIVE - The Onion once again nails it

Archive: Tue Oct 13 20:06:58 2009
Title: The Onion once again nails it
Mood: amused
Music: Shake Down - Episode 87 2/27/2009
In one simple article, the Onion nails wingnut's opposition to gay marriage:

If God Had Wanted Me To Be Accepting Of Gays, He Would Have Given Me The Warmth And Compassion To Do So

It is nearly impossible for me to pick a choice quote from the article. Every line is absolutely perfect.

...I know that if it were part of God's plan for me to stop viciously condemning others based solely on their sexual preference, He would have seen fit - in His infinite wisdom and all - to have given me the tiniest bit of human empathy necessary to do so.

and

Compassion, tolerance, understanding, basic decency, the ability to put myself in another person's position: God could have endowed me with any of those traits and yet - here is the crucial part - He didn't. Why? Because the Creator of the Universe wants me to demonize homosexuals in an effort to strip them of their fundamental human rights.

Just briliant...

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